confirm("Let's play!");
alert("The year is 2020. You are in Iowa, and a corn farmer announces, 'I am a plank 'o wood!'");
alert("Suddenly, he turns his head towards you and asks you, 'Are YOU a plank 'o wood?'");
var userAnswer = prompt("How do you reply?");
if(userAnswer === "Yes") {
    alert("The corn farmer licks you, and runs away, screaming 'I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!' The end.");
} else {
    alert("The corn farmer cries and farts for the rest of his life. The end.");
}
var feedback = prompt("Hey m8! R8 my game out of 8");
if(feedback > 7) {
    alert("Gr8!");
} else {
    alert("I... I must grow stronger...");
}